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Catherine Weingartenin2 Ho Ho Ho’sExcerpts From “A Black Heart For Christmas,” the First Punk Hallmark movie**Co-written with Gracie Beaver-Kairis**Dec 25, 20211Dec 25, 20211
Catherine Weingartenin2 Ho Ho Ho’sJust Because We’re Under this Mistletoe I’m Holding up Doesn’t Mean I Want to Make Out With You…**Co-written with Gracie Beaver-Kairis**Dec 24, 2021Dec 24, 2021
Catherine Weingartenin2 Ho Ho Ho’sHi, It’s Me a Woman’s Magazine Writer, and I Will Do Anything to Make Thanksgiving SexualHi, it’s me, a woman’s magazine writer most known for pieces such as “best pickup lines to use at your uncle’s funeral” and “best ways to…Nov 25, 2021Nov 25, 2021
Catherine WeingarteninThe Belladonna ComedyDaily Itinerary of an Insta-Famous PugMy owner Kylie and I go to the park, mostly to be seenNov 17, 20211Nov 17, 20211
Catherine Weingartenin2 Ho Ho Ho’sHalloween Hallmark Movies**Co-written with Gracie Beaver-Kairis**Oct 31, 2021Oct 31, 2021
Catherine WeingarteninGreener Pastures MagazineWhy I Stopped Meditating and Started Lighting Small FiresThis is way more fun than meditating!Aug 20, 20212Aug 20, 20212
Catherine WeingarteninThe HoneypotMy Kink is Going to the DentistIt hurts in a hot way!Aug 10, 20213Aug 10, 20213
Catherine Weingartenin2 Ho Ho Ho’sHallmark 4th of July Movie Titles*Co-written by Gracie Beaver-Kairis and Catherine Weingarten*Jul 4, 2021Jul 4, 2021
Catherine WeingarteninSlackjawAs The Author Of The Viral Tweet “bread sux,” I’d Make A Great Addition To Your Ivy League…I am so proud of myself for all those nights I didn’t text my girlfriend back.May 18, 20214May 18, 20214
