Published in2 Ho Ho Ho’sI’m Your Male friend Who’s Obsessed With You and I’m Sad You Didn’t Invite Me to Galentine’s DayI love this platonic holiday as much as I love you!Feb 14, 20221Feb 14, 20221
Published in2 Ho Ho Ho’sExcerpts From “A Black Heart For Christmas,” the First Punk Hallmark movie**Co-written with Gracie Beaver-Kairis**Dec 25, 20211Dec 25, 20211
Published in2 Ho Ho Ho’sJust Because We’re Under this Mistletoe I’m Holding up Doesn’t Mean I Want to Make Out With You…**Co-written with Gracie Beaver-Kairis**Dec 24, 2021Dec 24, 2021
Published in2 Ho Ho Ho’sHi, It’s Me a Woman’s Magazine Writer, and I Will Do Anything to Make Thanksgiving SexualHi, it’s me, a woman’s magazine writer most known for pieces such as “best pickup lines to use at your uncle’s funeral” and “best ways to…Nov 25, 2021Nov 25, 2021
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyDaily Itinerary of an Insta-Famous PugMy owner Kylie and I go to the park, mostly to be seenNov 17, 20211Nov 17, 20211
Published in2 Ho Ho Ho’sHalloween Hallmark Movies**Co-written with Gracie Beaver-Kairis**Oct 31, 2021Oct 31, 2021
Published inGreener Pastures MagazineWhy I Stopped Meditating and Started Lighting Small FiresThis is way more fun than meditating!Aug 20, 20212Aug 20, 20212
Published inThe HoneypotMy Kink is Going to the DentistIt hurts in a hot way!Aug 10, 20213Aug 10, 20213
Published in2 Ho Ho Ho’sHallmark 4th of July Movie Titles*Co-written by Gracie Beaver-Kairis and Catherine Weingarten*Jul 4, 2021Jul 4, 2021
Published inSlackjawAs The Author Of The Viral Tweet “bread sux,” I’d Make A Great Addition To Your Ivy League…I am so proud of myself for all those nights I didn’t text my girlfriend back.May 18, 20214May 18, 20214
