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Catherine Weingartenin2 Ho Ho Ho’sExcerpts From “A Black Heart For Christmas,” the First Punk Hallmark movie**Co-written with Gracie Beaver-Kairis**·3 min read·Dec 25, 2021--1--1
Catherine Weingartenin2 Ho Ho Ho’sJust Because We’re Under this Mistletoe I’m Holding up Doesn’t Mean I Want to Make Out With You…**Co-written with Gracie Beaver-Kairis**·3 min read·Dec 24, 2021----
Catherine Weingartenin2 Ho Ho Ho’sHi, It’s Me a Woman’s Magazine Writer, and I Will Do Anything to Make Thanksgiving SexualHi, it’s me, a woman’s magazine writer most known for pieces such as “best pickup lines to use at your uncle’s funeral” and “best ways to…·3 min read·Nov 25, 2021----
Catherine WeingarteninThe Belladonna ComedyDaily Itinerary of an Insta-Famous PugMy owner Kylie and I go to the park, mostly to be seen·4 min read·Nov 17, 2021--1--1
Catherine Weingartenin2 Ho Ho Ho’sHalloween Hallmark Movies**Co-written with Gracie Beaver-Kairis**·4 min read·Oct 31, 2021----
Catherine WeingarteninGreener Pastures MagazineWhy I Stopped Meditating and Started Lighting Small FiresThis is way more fun than meditating!·3 min read·Aug 20, 2021--2--2
Catherine WeingarteninThe HoneypotMy Kink is Going to the DentistIt hurts in a hot way!·3 min read·Aug 10, 2021--3--3
Catherine Weingartenin2 Ho Ho Ho’sHallmark 4th of July Movie Titles*Co-written by Gracie Beaver-Kairis and Catherine Weingarten*·1 min read·Jul 4, 2021----
Catherine WeingarteninSlackjawAs The Author Of The Viral Tweet “bread sux,” I’d Make A Great Addition To Your Ivy League…I am so proud of myself for all those nights I didn’t text my girlfriend back.·4 min read·May 18, 2021--4--4